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Topic Subject: Grand public BTOOIC opening/recruitment!!!
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posted 04-07-02 08:19 AM EDT (US)   
For music click this site while enjoying our party!!! (make site small and click at party if doesn't work)

****WELCOME TO THE GRAND BTOOIC OPENING CEREMONY!!!!!***



: "HellooOOO everybody! WE welcome all of you on this very special occasion!! And now for the moment we've all been waiting for... I am proud to declare
BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option In Cities) officially opened!

*CHEERS!!**CHEERS!!**CHEERS!!*

We have 68 fierce and proud official members now:
*Swolte the first Mapmaking_award Peace_award
*Iznoghoud the grand vizier honoured*
*Bilbo with the funny name
*Rorschach the mole
*Devon the almighty, invincible, beautifull, great, genial...etc (Ah.. well. Read his profile and stories!)
*Andalakus the sixth one! honoured*
*Mister Pickles of Dill honoured*
*Polaris the mighty X teleporter razer
*The Black Knight
*Falagar the the high-elven lord honoured*
*Photios the roman
*Parrotfish the searching one
*ElvenDefender of the High Elves
*Kysss the Hungarian programmer
*Black_Raven the tall red(!) clothed one
*Undine the Mega man
*Leonidas the Lord of the Rings
*Jader the super soldier
*KeeblerElf the cookie eating one
*Tekk Zero the AOW Freedom Fighter honoured*
*Sir Crashalot the Hardline Extremist Sustenance_award
*Psykitty the Yttikysp honoured*
*Waterfly the famous honoured*
*Saber Cherry the Atashi wa kawaii da yo
*Sir HankOSU
*Skylancer64
*Lord Shadow lord of the Shadows
*Alex Mars with the cool website!!
*Satrhan the 29th
*LordDragatus the one that killed the cow!!!!

*Batvanio the first ATCD (After The Cow's Death)
*ffbj the the valiant mapmaking attorney
*GoldDragon the shiny one
*Mr_Comp01001 the digital one
*FairyDragon the very shapely female knight
*Kangaxx the jolly Lich
*Janos Oudrin of Nosgoth
*cloudstrife726 the Marching one Poetry_award
*Eothain, Lord of Rohan!
*Toraz the one that found a home
*Xeno the halfling leadeater
*Willow House the meditating wonderer
*Karmic the Elven Druid Mapmaking_award
*Zargen rathblade the doughnuteer
*Iluvatar the ruler of Middle Earth
*Pok the cheesy one
*MayorMcCheese the McDonalds character with hamburger on head
*Troy Locker the highly recommended one
*The suicidal Angel
*Tarallo the italian link
*Demon Knight
*The Drunk Knight Movie_award(3)
*D3_kamikaze
*Stasius the silent
*Castanied with the a
*Arelix the *cough* nonviolent
*Octovius the coffeemaker
*Manuk, the man that never laughs
*Clementus, the white knight
*WitchKing, the lord of the wraiths
*OnepoorHalfling the poor halfling
*Lord of the FuSion
*NorthernPlato, the philosophical coffee drinker
*Radd, the programmer from the stars!
*Dafyth, he who never surrenders..
*Uruloki of the dragon
*Andro, the english donutteer
*Hiranu the humble
*Squeekydragon, the dragon that shall never squeek

This is the current size of our mighty fearless army:


(Cow as symbol of our fears that have been reached and defeated, the cow is cut into pieces until nothing remains...or is there? Swolte the first IS taking some odd ring-shaped white_black-dotted thing in his pocket...)

Please stay and enlist here for free! In a moment we will have karaoke acts and much more!!"


ps: do keep the noise down for neighbouring threads.

(pssssst...There will be coffee and doughnuts in the members only secret unsuspecting meeting place in the Boring Old Windmill that will be next door)


[This message has been edited by swolte (edited 07-23-2005 @ 10:33 AM).]

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posted 03-12-03 10:27 AM EDT (US)     841 / 1132  
*Has trouble editting and Plauder is down.. d'oh!*

*decides to try later*



Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008
posted 03-13-03 00:28 AM EDT (US)     842 / 1132  
No problem. I'll hang tight until I see you've updated the thread. I'm holding off posting at the forums until I'm "officially" a member of the clan.

This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it?
- The Witch-king of Angmar (Dwimmerlaik, Lord of the Nazgul)
posted 03-14-03 04:53 PM EDT (US)     843 / 1132  
Edit: nothing..


Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008

[This message has been edited by swolte (edited 03-14-2003 @ 04:57 PM).]

posted 03-14-03 04:55 PM EDT (US)     844 / 1132  
60 MEMBERS!!!

Welcome WitchKing, we gained a skilled warrior! Do visit our website!



Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008
posted 03-14-03 06:08 PM EDT (US)     845 / 1132  
60 members! And it's not long time 'till our anniversary! A sign...! A sign from god (<-Josh)!

Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar... Ask yourselves, all of you... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?
posted 03-25-03 04:15 PM EDT (US)     846 / 1132  
I believe I would be interested in joining BTOOIC. I'm not such a good player, but I do try my best.
posted 03-26-03 07:22 AM EDT (US)     847 / 1132  
Good, the more halflings the merrier You don't even really need to play as long as... erh... you use forums and stuff :/

And I begged, 'Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?'
And the angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!'
posted 03-26-03 08:52 AM EDT (US)     848 / 1132  
Great, another to fight alongside the doughnut.
Do visit our website (see link below)!


Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008
posted 03-26-03 01:02 PM EDT (US)     849 / 1132  
A halfling, it's been a long time since I've last eaten one .
Ow, are you guys still here?
I was just talking to myself about, uh, doughnuts...,yes, that's it

Kangaxx The Jolly Lich, member of BTOOIC


posted 03-26-03 01:25 PM EDT (US)     850 / 1132  
Ack! A lich! *pulls out Ankh of Turning* Back, vile creature!
posted 03-26-03 02:20 PM EDT (US)     851 / 1132  
Nah, Kangaxx is no vile creature, he's our jolly lich
Now, be reasonable, put down the ankh and let's all have doughnuts and coffee...

posted 03-26-03 04:55 PM EDT (US)     852 / 1132  
*Whacks Kangaax with Ankh* Ah, now we can all have dougnuts and coffee in peace! Oh, karmic, want this poiso*cough* scrumptious doughnut covered with chocolate icing?

Edited to remove bad publicity orginating from any suspicion that BTOOIC members poison each other. Btw, swolte, I'd enjoy a new title... OnePoorHalfling the poor one? Sheesh...

[This message has been edited by OnePoorHalfling (edited 03-26-2003 @ 06:46 PM).]

posted 03-27-03 02:27 AM EDT (US)     853 / 1132  
Tell us more about yourself, I need inspiration for a title.. I found the information in your profile quite.. erm poor.

How's,
1. Onepoorhalfling with the Ankh.
2. Onepoorhalfling, the rich one.
3. Onepoorhalfling the 61th..



Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008
posted 03-27-03 03:29 AM EDT (US)     854 / 1132  
ROFL. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY ZARGEN RATHBLADE THE DOUGHNUTEER! I AM THE MAKER OF DOUNUTS AND COFFEE! AND I KEEP DOUNUTS OUT OF THE HANDS OF VICIOUS FAT GUYS AT MOVIE STUDIOS!

Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va Ya Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G
posted 03-27-03 08:33 AM EDT (US)     855 / 1132  
1) OnePoorHalfling the Ankhmaster
2) OnePoorHalfling the not-so-poor-at-all-Halfling
3) OnePoorHalfling the Lich-whacker

How's those?


posted 03-27-03 08:39 AM EDT (US)     856 / 1132  
Wow, thats amazing Karmic!!

You'd make an excellent clanleader!



Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008
posted 03-27-03 08:54 AM EDT (US)     857 / 1132  
Hehe, thanks Swolte

yesss, clanleader... why not? why not indeed? *glances at Swolte* suppose something happened to our current leader...


posted 03-27-03 03:19 PM EDT (US)     858 / 1132  
Not that there's any information in my profile...

Anyway, I want to be called:

OnePoorHalfling, Ankh-Bearer!

With my ankh I smite the terrible city-built teleporters, ward off the minions of the disgusting BBF, and generally do whatever the great cause of BTOOIC commands!

*realises there are still people in the room*

Ehhh... here, have a mind-era*cough* mouth-watering jelly doughnut.

posted 03-27-03 03:46 PM EDT (US)     859 / 1132  
OnePoorHalfling seems to have an obsession with mind-altering doughnuts and feeding them to seemingly random people.
Remember that something as holy as a doughnut must be used für good, und joy; not bad, und evil. It's filling, be it lemon or chocolate, must be spread so it may bring joy to everyone, and make the whole world jolly. You mustn't replace that delicious filling with mind-altering chemicals; that would be blasphemy. You don't want to make us use Hector, now do you So let there be doughnuts for ever and ever, and may their jollyness be overwhelming and everlasting.

[This message has been edited by karmic (edited 03-27-2003 @ 03:51 PM).]

posted 03-27-03 04:07 PM EDT (US)     860 / 1132  
*grabs all of OnepoorHalfling's "special" doughnuts and eats them in one bite*

Mmmmmm! cyanide filled!


cloudstrife726 "the marching one" 38th member of BTOOIC

posted 03-28-03 06:08 AM EDT (US)     861 / 1132  
*passes thepoorhalfling one of his "special" "yellow" dounuts*

Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va Ya Ray
Vaiyo A-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G
posted 03-28-03 07:37 AM EDT (US)     862 / 1132  
S'what? I've been eating lots'a OnePoorHalfling's doughnuts, and I can't remember me mind being altered...

And I begged, 'Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?'
And the angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!'
posted 03-28-03 09:12 AM EDT (US)     863 / 1132  
*looks at zarges special donut* ...toxic yellow icing, is it? Looks delicous, why don't you eat it?

Anyway, I use mind-altering donuts for good, and I don't replace the filling, I alter it. All that I do with mind-altering donuts is for the cause of BTOOIC.... *tosses a donut with strange orange icing at the floor*


Boom!

Just as the flamethrower, once used to cook large meals, became a weapon, the sacred donut has been used this way as well. To destroy evil, to eradicate the last sense of pestilence, even an object as holy and religously powerful as the donut must be tampered with. You must allow the use of mind-altering and explosive donuts to destroy the enemies and further the cause of BTOOIC! Otherwise, all is lost!

There, I said it.

posted 03-28-03 04:02 PM EDT (US)     864 / 1132  
Makes me tummy feel funny...

And I begged, 'Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?'
And the angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!'
posted 03-28-03 04:06 PM EDT (US)     865 / 1132  
It's doughnut, not donut.

Swolte, can he do what he's doing with doughnuts? My heart bleeds seeing a doughnut explode...


posted 03-28-03 04:47 PM EDT (US)     866 / 1132  
I know it's a doughnut, only I like the non-existent word donut better. Anyway, karmic, you have shown all the signs of seriously needing to eat one of my delicious mind-alte*cough* chocolate donuts.
posted 03-28-03 05:07 PM EDT (US)     867 / 1132  
He can do it to donuts.

Mustn't touch the doughnuts, though...



Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008
posted 03-29-03 09:22 AM EDT (US)     868 / 1132  
OK then...

*rejects the offered donut and gets a doughnut instead*


posted 03-29-03 04:26 PM EDT (US)     869 / 1132  
Hear hear! *Grabs a doughnut*

[This message has been edited by OnePoorHalfling (edited 03-30-2003 @ 09:34 AM).]

posted 03-30-03 01:54 PM EDT (US)     870 / 1132  
Many members have left, but we still have the same mental health as we had almost one year ago...weird, isn't it?

*looks at the big hole in the floor*

Who's going to clean up?

*sees everybody backing slowly out of the room*

*goes to fetch a mop and his tool-box*


Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar... Ask yourselves, all of you... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?
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