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Topic Subject: Grand public BTOOIC opening/recruitment!!!
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posted 04-07-02 08:19 AM EDT (US)   
For music click this site while enjoying our party!!! (make site small and click at party if doesn't work)

****WELCOME TO THE GRAND BTOOIC OPENING CEREMONY!!!!!***



: "HellooOOO everybody! WE welcome all of you on this very special occasion!! And now for the moment we've all been waiting for... I am proud to declare
BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option In Cities) officially opened!

*CHEERS!!**CHEERS!!**CHEERS!!*

We have 68 fierce and proud official members now:
*Swolte the first Mapmaking_award Peace_award
*Iznoghoud the grand vizier honoured*
*Bilbo with the funny name
*Rorschach the mole
*Devon the almighty, invincible, beautifull, great, genial...etc (Ah.. well. Read his profile and stories!)
*Andalakus the sixth one! honoured*
*Mister Pickles of Dill honoured*
*Polaris the mighty X teleporter razer
*The Black Knight
*Falagar the the high-elven lord honoured*
*Photios the roman
*Parrotfish the searching one
*ElvenDefender of the High Elves
*Kysss the Hungarian programmer
*Black_Raven the tall red(!) clothed one
*Undine the Mega man
*Leonidas the Lord of the Rings
*Jader the super soldier
*KeeblerElf the cookie eating one
*Tekk Zero the AOW Freedom Fighter honoured*
*Sir Crashalot the Hardline Extremist Sustenance_award
*Psykitty the Yttikysp honoured*
*Waterfly the famous honoured*
*Saber Cherry the Atashi wa kawaii da yo
*Sir HankOSU
*Skylancer64
*Lord Shadow lord of the Shadows
*Alex Mars with the cool website!!
*Satrhan the 29th
*LordDragatus the one that killed the cow!!!!

*Batvanio the first ATCD (After The Cow's Death)
*ffbj the the valiant mapmaking attorney
*GoldDragon the shiny one
*Mr_Comp01001 the digital one
*FairyDragon the very shapely female knight
*Kangaxx the jolly Lich
*Janos Oudrin of Nosgoth
*cloudstrife726 the Marching one Poetry_award
*Eothain, Lord of Rohan!
*Toraz the one that found a home
*Xeno the halfling leadeater
*Willow House the meditating wonderer
*Karmic the Elven Druid Mapmaking_award
*Zargen rathblade the doughnuteer
*Iluvatar the ruler of Middle Earth
*Pok the cheesy one
*MayorMcCheese the McDonalds character with hamburger on head
*Troy Locker the highly recommended one
*The suicidal Angel
*Tarallo the italian link
*Demon Knight
*The Drunk Knight Movie_award(3)
*D3_kamikaze
*Stasius the silent
*Castanied with the a
*Arelix the *cough* nonviolent
*Octovius the coffeemaker
*Manuk, the man that never laughs
*Clementus, the white knight
*WitchKing, the lord of the wraiths
*OnepoorHalfling the poor halfling
*Lord of the FuSion
*NorthernPlato, the philosophical coffee drinker
*Radd, the programmer from the stars!
*Dafyth, he who never surrenders..
*Uruloki of the dragon
*Andro, the english donutteer
*Hiranu the humble
*Squeekydragon, the dragon that shall never squeek

This is the current size of our mighty fearless army:


(Cow as symbol of our fears that have been reached and defeated, the cow is cut into pieces until nothing remains...or is there? Swolte the first IS taking some odd ring-shaped white_black-dotted thing in his pocket...)

Please stay and enlist here for free! In a moment we will have karaoke acts and much more!!"


ps: do keep the noise down for neighbouring threads.

(pssssst...There will be coffee and doughnuts in the members only secret unsuspecting meeting place in the Boring Old Windmill that will be next door)


[This message has been edited by swolte (edited 07-23-2005 @ 10:33 AM).]

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posted 04-07-02 04:36 PM EDT (US)     31 / 1132  
*ahum* And now... Please be quiet, Swolte is going to do his speech.

I've restarted the recording, Swolte...


"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
posted 04-07-02 04:49 PM EDT (US)     32 / 1132  
*lights slowly dimming*

*spotlight searches swolte the First*

*Swolte nervously searches through papers*
"Erm...DOW! Well I was actually going to perform a song. The second speech will.. be tomorrow. Yes, it will be a memorable one my beloved ones."

*waits untill murmuring fades*


"YESTEDAY....ALL TELEPORTERS SEEMED SOOOO FAAAAAAAAAR AWAAAAY!!!
AOW!!! ALL TELEPORTERS SEEMED SOOOO FAAAAAAAR AWAAAAY!!!!
IT LOOKS AS THOUGH THEY ARE HERE (aow2) TOO STAY!!!
OOoooooH Noooo, WE BELIEVE IN BTOOIC..eeeeEEE!!!"


*waves lighter*

"Take care...we shall overcome"

*leaves stage*

*spotlight finds swolte the First...*

[This message has been edited by swolte (edited 04-07-2002 @ 05:03 PM).]

posted 04-07-02 04:57 PM EDT (US)     33 / 1132  
posted 04-07-02 04:59 PM EDT (US)     34 / 1132  

MAN, that's deep.
Wooooh! WOOOOOOH!

posted 04-07-02 07:01 PM EDT (US)     35 / 1132  
Hiya,

You have my sword...

posted 04-07-02 07:02 PM EDT (US)     36 / 1132  
While we're waiting for the next speech, we should prepare this place for new comers, you know, acquire more refreshments, get out the chocolate covered bean-bag chairs, etc.
posted 04-07-02 07:07 PM EDT (US)     37 / 1132  
Where's Swolte the First? We have two new members, however he has not yet updated the list! Photios and parrotfish are willing to join our cause.
posted 04-07-02 07:19 PM EDT (US)     38 / 1132  
*Falagas
*Photios
*Parrotfish

Temporary list of new applicants for the FREE MEMBERSHIP

Anyone else that hasn't been registered?

Hmm, I'm going off duty to sleep behind the mill. But we have to stand ready to accept all the American applicants that will come through here in the next few hours.

I'll toss some doughnuts around to keep'em buzy while people recuperate.

[This message has been edited by Rorschach (edited 04-07-2002 @ 07:24 PM).]

posted 04-07-02 07:26 PM EDT (US)     39 / 1132  
Maybe he's busy concocting his master strategy.

Or eating or something...

posted 04-08-02 05:23 AM EDT (US)     40 / 1132  
Rorschach, I'll officially announce them... Everyone, I am pleased to announce three new members in our organization, BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option In Cities)! They are:
-Falagar
-Photios
-Parrotfish
Welcome to BTOOIC, have faith in our cause, and we will succeed!

Well, at least I hope so...


"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
posted 04-08-02 08:15 AM EDT (US)     41 / 1132  
*Stands by the donuts*

Umm, dhish wr gwossg!Arh dhish fwe?

*Finishes eating his donut, repeats...*

Mmm, these were good! Are they free?

*Reads the Members Only sign*

Ooops ...Well, these donuts and the cause does it! Count me as a believer and if you will accept, me I would happily become a member as well.


-Everything is expendable when it comes to survival and victory-
Lord Galmķrėgon of the High Elves, self-dedicated-wannabe-defender of everything he likes, including (but not limited to) the BTOOIC and also 13th warrior/member of the same BTOOIC
posted 04-08-02 08:20 AM EDT (US)     42 / 1132  
Hehe,,you should have done what I did and sneaked out the back door while noone was looking.

Crash

Edit : hmmmm...wait...I paid for all that !!!

[This message has been edited by Sir Crashalot (edited 04-08-2002 @ 08:24 AM).]

posted 04-08-02 09:04 AM EDT (US)     43 / 1132  
Welcome to the club ElvenDefender, many Norwegians is surely a sign of a strong organization! Feel free to have a cup of gourmet coffee with those doughnuts.

*sips his own cup*

Thanx again Crash. You can still join you know.

psst, ElvenD, come down to the secret hideout..

[This message has been edited by Rorschach (edited 04-08-2002 @ 09:10 AM).]

posted 04-08-02 10:15 AM EDT (US)     44 / 1132  
i'm in!

*picks a doughnut*

of course not only for the free food and drink, but

*starts eating*

yum... sure ... teleporters ... yum... gameplay... yum... sure.....

/plz don't mention this in my title, ok? :P/

posted 04-08-02 10:18 AM EDT (US)     45 / 1132  
Speech will be up within the hour. Someone announce me, please...Iz? Ror?

In the meantime we must entertain the guests:

Cake for ALL!!!

Note the music link at the opening thread!



Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008
posted 04-08-02 10:40 AM EDT (US)     46 / 1132  
In an hour? Dang, I'm going to miss it. Make sure you're getting the recording Iznoghoud.
posted 04-08-02 11:51 AM EDT (US)     47 / 1132  
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a shiny, blue disc appears in the back of room. It seems to be hanging in mid air and emitting a soft humming noise but no one takes notice as all eyes and ears are focused on the stage where Swolte is preparing yet another spectacular performance.

After a while a dark silhouette emerges from the disc. He stares at the gathered crowd in disbelief, mutters silently to himself, picks up a doughnut and steps back into the disc. The blue circle quickly vanishes behind him.

..........................................

posted 04-08-02 11:58 AM EDT (US)     48 / 1132  
Did somebody just catch that? What the hell? A doughnut is gone!
posted 04-08-02 12:05 PM EDT (US)     49 / 1132  
*Gets on stage, checks microphone and waits untill spotlight has found him*

*silence*
Ahum.. Beloved members and all other guests!
We are very glad to see our army growing stronger by the minute. Our party has become a great succes. Today I will teach you all what BTOOIC means in the moment we are all waiting for... the second speech in the series of 78, also available on tape at the brainwash-stand:

*waves at Grand Vizier Iznoghoud*

*searches in pocket*


- toilet paper
- coffee-milk
- doughnuts lots of doughnuts!
- peanut butter
- mind altering potio...
DOW!!!

Eh...

*searches in left pocket*

Ah.. yes. BTOOIC... Listen carefully for it will outline the basic principles of our beliefs what BTOOIC stands for:

B. for BUILDABLE, yes. In AOW we were not allowed to build them but now we will. Mapmakers will have no control over their presence. Meaning no control! Control is very importent in our lives as...*goes on for 15 min.*

T. stands for... eh... *checks paper* TELEPORTERS (I knew that), Yes, WE WANT TELEPORTERS!

*Massive cheers from audience*

O. stands for OFF, Yes, TELEPORTERS OFF!! NO TELEPORTERS!!

*Massive cheers from audience*

O. stands for OPTION. We don't want NO teleporters. Just to have an option to get rid of them. This optional-thing is our greatest strength, for some think we are totally against teleporters...

I. stands for: 'IN'. Yeah!

*Loud cheering/ applauding from audience*

C. stands for CITIES. NO MORE CITIES in AOW2!!!

*crowd suddenly silent, heavy murmuring/ grunting*

* nervously checks papers* I mean... oh.. eh. No teleporters in cities. Yes, no more buildable teleports in CITIES

YES, My friends. This was the speech for today. Enjoy yourselves at the party! Check out the music! *points at beginning of opening thread* Don't be shy to gather knowledge and refreshments at the different 'stands'. The doughnut-stand has free doughnuts, with thanks to Sir Crashalot!! Ah.. there he is! Behind the Balloons! Lets all give him a hand folks!!! Enjoy the party and join BTOOIC!!

And don't forget to drop by the potio..drinking stand!

*leaves stage*



Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008

[This message has been edited by swolte (edited 04-08-2002 @ 12:06 PM).]

posted 04-08-02 12:41 PM EDT (US)     50 / 1132  
*clapclapclapclap* That was a very well done speech, Swolte the First, and of course it has been recorded on tape. Dubbing of the tape has already started.

*Whispers to Swolte* Btw, Swolte, the mind-altering potions have been poured into all the available drinks, also the unopened bottles. (They have been closed again so as not to raise suspicion) BTOOIC members are unaffected, since they already think the "right" way.


"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.

[This message has been edited by Iznoghoud (edited 04-08-2002 @ 01:50 PM).]

posted 04-08-02 01:30 PM EDT (US)     51 / 1132  
*A tall man wearing fire red clothes walks in*

Is this where the place one ventures to join BTOOIC


Black Raven
Fire mage 1st class
the 15th knight BTOOIC
and Guardian of the sacred flame sword of Izeil
posted 04-08-02 01:49 PM EDT (US)     52 / 1132  
Yes it is. Are you interested? Membership is free.

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
posted 04-08-02 03:39 PM EDT (US)     53 / 1132  
Just wondering... How do you guys get all those
cool smilies?????

(I admit I like playing with teleporter sometimes but thats rare!!!!
I fully agree with you'r policy.)


Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar... Ask yourselves, all of you... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?

[This message has been edited by Falagar (edited 04-08-2002 @ 03:40 PM).]

posted 04-08-02 04:04 PM EDT (US)     54 / 1132  
Hey Falagar, come to the secret old boring windmill (and read it completely): you will understand


We will have a guest star speaker in about a few hours, please stay and enjoy the free drinks!!



Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008
posted 04-08-02 04:16 PM EDT (US)     55 / 1132  
I will try to come up with a song, tomorrow or sometime...
An "I'm-new-here-song"

PS:
Where's the windmill?


Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar... Ask yourselves, all of you... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?

[This message has been edited by Falagar (edited 04-08-2002 @ 04:23 PM).]

posted 04-08-02 04:27 PM EDT (US)     56 / 1132  
The windmill is here. (in the hall of wonders forum, one level up from this thread)

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
posted 04-08-02 05:42 PM EDT (US)     57 / 1132  
What should I do?
1)Join
2)Stay neutral
3)Go againest
posted 04-08-02 05:45 PM EDT (US)     58 / 1132  
YEAH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *shrill whistle* SWOOOOOLTE!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! YEAH!! WOOHOO!!!!
posted 04-08-02 06:13 PM EDT (US)     59 / 1132  
*Swolte gets on stage taking mic.*

*cough* *cough*...
Thanks you all. And now as I promised: the guest star speaker!!!!!!
GIVE HIM A BIG APPLAUSE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE HE IS!!!

*stage remains empty*

*time passes*

Eh...
*Swolte goes behind stage, noises can be heard*

What do you mean $500? Who the @&^%$&* do you think you...!!! Eh...

HERE HE IS, EVERYONE!!!
BIG BIRD FROM SESAME STREET!!!!!!!!

: Hi

Well, Big Bird. Tell us what happened! What happened to your beautifull FEATHERS???? Yes, we all know you like THIS:

*Swolte showing picture*

This was a picture of YOU when you still had feathers and friends, right? WELL, Tell us, WHO DID THIS TO YOU??

*sigh* Teleporters did.

TELEPORTERS!!!?? *acts surprised* That does it! Teleporters are way too dangerous to use, people! Anyone STILL doubting to join now??? Thanks for sharing.. this...this...very personal story...

Yeah man, life stinks. Can I get a beer?

Uh.. actually we don't serve alcohol here as we are against agressive beh...

just give me the *&%$@# MONEY, FREAK!!

You were not supposed to say...DOW!!! WELL PEOPLE, ENJOY THE PARTY AND DON"T FORGET TO JOIN BTOOIC!!!

*Pushes chicken backstage*



Get the unofficial Patch v1.4. here!
My best AoW-Sm map: Drums of Death (This is the multiplayer version; for single player, or AI use different version)
Other proud AoW-sm maps: The Key of Kharzul, The Fight for Light, Waikiti Island, Goldrush Mountains
My proud AoW2 maps:The River Arne
Coordinator of the v1.4 and v1.5 patchteams, Seraph of AoWHeaven, PBEM Singles Champion 2008

[This message has been edited by swolte (edited 04-08-2002 @ 06:17 PM).]

posted 04-08-02 06:43 PM EDT (US)     60 / 1132  
Good act, Swolte! This is a great party.
*takes another donut*

Quoted from White Rider2:

What should I do?


Well, if you're asking us... Join of course! You do want to be able to turn off teleporters in your games, don't you? We're not totally against teleporters. Besides, I can't imagine you would want to miss some great LotR maps, which would be very imbalanced if city teleporters were always enabled... There's no reason not to join BTOOIC, membership is completely free!

"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities)
Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
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