*This dark and smelly dungeon lies under the secret boring old windmill. A dreadfull place of no escape where time is spend pondering over sins commited to BTOOIC, like stealing doughnuts... The prison cells are dirty, have very hard uncomfortable benches and no cable-television. Of course it would be too dark to watch the non-cable-TV ANYWAY!!!!The only signs of life, beside some giant dire rats, is the constant sound of Swolte the Firsts speeches being played on tape...again and again and...etc into eternity or membership...*
Oh..and some bats
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Swolte AOWH/AOW2H Seraph
posted 04-08-02 06:41 PM
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Iznoghoud Member
posted 04-08-02 07:01 PM
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*pays the Dungeon a visit, looks at the many empty cells*
Since Angel Draco was caught redhanded stealing a donut while he was not a member, should we lock him up in the dungeon? Swolte, you may decide the length and severity (how many tape-recorded teachings per day) of his punishment for this evil deed.
I am willing though to grant him mercy if he decides to join BTOOIC and uphold its principles.
"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities) Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
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Mister Pickles Member
posted 04-08-02 07:05 PM
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Yes, that is an excellent suggestion. I move we should contact Draco and inform him of his plight.
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Swolte AOWH/AOW2H Seraph
posted 04-08-02 07:12 PM
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*a bit stressed voice from above*
Hey, who's there!!! Oh.. you two?
Remember! NO(t too much) signs of life here! We don't want that chicken to get his hopes up, do we? He'll sue us, we own him lots of money you know!
Lets discuss upstairs... (ps: Dungeon Keepers in the darkness (re)edit bold black, plz)
( lol!)
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Iznoghoud Member
posted 04-08-02 07:18 PM
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Oh, ok, we'll discuss upstairs...
*Iznoghoud and Mister Pickles walk up the stairs. The Heavy Iron Trap Door slams shut with a hollow echoing sound, leaving only a gloomy darkness hanging in this place...*
"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities) Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
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Devon_ Member
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posted 04-08-02 09:13 PM
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*snatches all the donuts*
"I have curly pubic hair. If I don't gel it down, it puffs up into a miniature afro and looks rediculous." -Kman
Iznoghoud Member
posted 04-10-02 05:16 PM
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...................
*silence, nothing happens*
*After more silence,
Grand Vizier Iznoghoud opens the Trap Door, goes down the stairs and walks towards the cell with an extra strong fortified door*
*He begins to perform arcane rituals to prepare the cell for the arrival of Draco if he does not join BTOOIC*
*finishes the ritual* "Arcadium barrierus protectio!" *Poof! A
magicalglow surrounds the door and bars of the cell*
There... that should do it. A magical barrier against possible hidden powers that this
Dracomay have. The cell is now prepared to hold him prisoner for 1 day, after which the cell will open automatically for him. (a magical clock trick I learned )
"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities) Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
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Swolte AOWH/AOW2H Seraph
posted 04-10-02 06:09 PM
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*swolte walks in*
Hmmmmm...now where's that Big-Bird-Chicken, I'm hungry and we could spice up the party.. Mister Pickles could make a fine chicken-doughnut... Ghihihi!
...He? whats that
light???
...
Grrrrr... And I told them no light in here $%#@^%$!
*angry swolte hurries towards door*
DOW!
*swolte trips over lost doughnut, probably left by Devon... and well...you know*
Help, help!!! Guys? Anyone? . . ...Whats that noise? I said no sign of life in here? He you?
AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!
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Iznoghoud Member
posted 04-10-02 06:19 PM
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Don't worry Swolte, the magicalglow doesn't produce much light, the magicalglow will fade away soon, but the protective powers remain...
"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities) Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
Swolte AOWH/AOW2H Seraph
posted 04-10-02 06:50 PM
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Ahum..I knew that.
*walks out fast*
Iznoghoud Member
posted 04-10-02 07:03 PM
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*Also walks out, and shuts the Trap Door*
Angel Draco HG Lawgiver
posted 04-10-02 11:28 PM
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"Hmph. *pushes cage, watches it slowly swing back and forth*
This cage you have constructed is amusing. I am sure the castings you placed upon it were taxing for one of your strength and no doubt admired by your peers, but merely a simple 'cantrip' to one as myself."
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Falagar Member
posted 04-11-02 10:00 AM
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*Walks down the stairs*
*looks at the spider*
AAAAHHHHHGGG... I hate spiders... *casts fireball at spider*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *laughs like a Psycho*
Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar... Ask yourselves, all of you... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?
Iznoghoud Member
posted 04-12-02 01:59 PM
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Draco, from the outside, the powers on the cell seem small, but that is merely deception. I am far morepowerfulandwise than you would think... Surrender now and join BTOOIC, or suffer the Dungeon for a full day!
"I wanna be Sultan instead of the Sultan!" - Grand Vizier Iznoghoud, 2nd and honoured member of the BTOOIC (Buildable Teleporters Off Option in Cities) Admin of the BTOOIC site and forum.
Sir Crashalot Member
posted 04-12-02 02:02 PM
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One thing you guys didnt account for was the fact that Draco had a teleporter on his home plane so was able to escape easily.
Crash
Andalakus Member
posted 04-12-02 02:05 PM
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Believe him, he has colored power! BTW: How to make animated gifs? I want to make a knifesharping smilie with a mad grin!
And why is nobody speaking abot the POWER of Andalakus FEAR MY MINIONS
Iznoghoud Member
posted 04-12-02 02:30 PM
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I don't know about animated gifs, but the color faded text you can get by downloading the color fader utility from this site in the misc download section.
Quoted from Sir Crashalot:
One thing you guys didnt account for was the fact that Draco had a teleporter on his home plane so was able to escape easily.
Do you really believe I did not know that? I am a planeswalker myself, and can travel between the many planes at will and in an instant.